Matched on Hinge. A+ opener from Jared.

The 1st text. Jared invites Eden to a dog park date using not his dog....shout out Smokey.

Eden blows Jared off the day before in a totally not unhinged fashion. Rude!

Danny advises Jared to "stay relevant". Jared really takes this to heart.

Jared begins to try to "stay relevant".

Let the unanswered relevancy DMs begin.

Jared tries again. Eden is seeing someone. Sad!

Consistency is key.

Jared is not one to be discouraged.

1st date accepted 2 years later...

Our 1st picture together after Jared forced Eden to go to a Bad Bunny concert.

1st of many very blurry concert photos at Rufus Du Sol at the Hollywood Bowl.

1st trip together....Miami of course.

1st mirror selfie.

1st Hannukah together- Israelis please avert your eyes to the prosciutto on the table.

1st New Year's Eve together.

1st snowboarding trip. We started the year with a true relationship test- Jared attempted to teach Eden how to snowboard. There were minimal tears.

1st international trip- Mexico!

1st wedding together.

1st hospital trip- clearly Jared was a bad snowboarding instructor.

1st murder threat.

1st time Eden realizing what a cornball Jared is in his Aspen fit.

1st Apres together.

The murder threats continue...

1st Valentine's Day...this bear now belongs to Walter.

Eden's debut Coachella performance.

1st major surgery.

1st subway ride together.

1st shower in Eden's favorite food.

1st Israel trip....and Eden's 1st lie flat experience.

1st time at the Kotel together.

1st child. Eden's labor lasted many hours.

1st time shooting. Murder threats will now be more real.

1st Head in the Clouds Festival.

Eden's 1st Jersey Shore trip.

More Miami!

1st Halloween together.

To a lifetime of 1sts together.